hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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