another moral hangover. fuck.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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