I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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