He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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