i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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