i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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