I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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