I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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