When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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