smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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