i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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