Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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