Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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