think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i've created a new STD.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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