im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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