I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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