Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You're a waste of cheezeits
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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