TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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