U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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