Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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