have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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