Grow some girl-balls and come out already
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Drunk is not a location!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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