He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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