I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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