There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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