It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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