If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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