that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I AM VODKA MAN
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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