rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's just so happy...and so naked.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize