if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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