Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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