Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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