i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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