Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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