Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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