We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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