sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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