Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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