Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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