My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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