I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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