my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize