she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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