oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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