Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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