coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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