There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins