is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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