He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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