We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.