id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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