he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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