Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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