that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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