I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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