im holly from the hills drunk
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Rumble strips road head = magical
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
