I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dicks are not precious.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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