Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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